"I assure you Lilly didn't do that. We'd be on her like white on rice. I know that sounds like a racial slur, considering we're white and she presumably likes rice, but I didn't intend it to come out that way." - Eric, the bigger gay man, in response to a mother who blamed his daughter on biting her son.
Later when he was strapping Lilly into her car seat...
"Wait, she bit me! Wait! She bit me again! IT'S LIKE TWILIGHT BACK HERE!"
Yeah. I laughed. out. loud. Alone. In my townhouse.
OMG I love him. I want him to be my friend.
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